Defender of the Fatherland Day Party
I’ve only been in Bishkek for three weeks, but I’m already feeding men hot dogs dangled from a suspended string. This Monday will be a working holiday for most Kyrgyz in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day—and on Friday my office had a party.
Defender of the Fatherland Day is a truly Soviet creation. It was first observed to mark the date of the creation of the Red (Soviet) Army in 1918. After changing names a few times between Red Army Day, Day of the Red Army and the Navy, and Soviet Army and Navy Day, in 2002 His Majesty of Russia Vladimir Putin gave it its current name, Defender of the Fatherland Day, and made it an official state holiday in Russia. The name is still pretty long and many people simply call it “Men’s Day.” Regardless what you call it, today the big day is celebrated on February 23rd and it’s observed in many former republics of the Soviet Union, including Kyrgyzstan.
So, in honor of the big day, my office had a party.
The party revolved around men and food. It started off by the women pinning each male co-worker with a picture of some kind of food, ranging from a banana to plov. Then the women sang a very silly song to honor them. Then the men engaged in several interactive games:
- Cake-decorating contest between two teams, with ingredients ranging from whip cream and marmalade to parsley and hot dogs
- Food eating contest, see who eats everything off the floor first
- Fill the cup: one cup of tea on one side of the room, an empty cup on the other side, and using only a tablespoon see which team can fill the empty cup the most in one minute
- Stuff your mouth with a gummy candy and say “I’m handsome, I’m strong, today is my special day” as fast as you can, then repeat this for two minutes, and whoever stuffs the most gummies in his mouth wins
- A variation of the blindfold feeding game (yup, this got messy)
- Kyrgyz piñata, women tie a bunch of hot dogs to a suspended string and the men have to jump and eat all the hog dogs
Of course, each winner received a prize. Prizes varied between jars of pickles, cans of meat pâté, and potato or bread chips in the popular local flavors (chicken, ham & cheese, red caviar, crab, mushroom & sour cream).
The high-intensity game session was followed by a feast with delicious dishes prepared by the female staff members. So many manty. My favorite was the blini, aka pancakes. More specifically, the homemade jam and smetana—sour cream—used to top off the blinis. It’s going to be hard having cream that’s not made fresh from a neighbor’s cow after this experience. As for drinks, the women sipped on tea and apple juice and each man got his own can of Baltika #7.
Was there a final shebang? Of course. Because we appreciate our men so much, we got them all tickets to play paintball. All in all it was a successful Defender of the Fatherland Day celebration.